My calculator

If anyone of u manage to come across any calculator that has the letters S.E.L(my name short form) behind plssss contact me or better still GIVE IT BACK TO ME !!! lets say u manage to know who is having my calculator and that ass refuses to give it back TELL ME OSO !!! Im GOnna GINSENG SHOT KAU THE FELLER !!! IM NOTHING WITHOUT MY CALCULATOR !!! CALCI PLEASE COME BACK TO ME !!!! I'LL PROMISE I'LL TAKE GOOOD CARE OF YOU FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER !! JUST DONT EVER LEAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!