Sex Slogans....=D

1. Cover your stump before you hump.
2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
3. Don't be silly, protect your willy.
4. When in doubt, shroud your sprout.
5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner.
6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong.
7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it.
8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey
9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize.
10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
11. She won't get sick if you wrap your middle wicket
12. If you go into heat, package your meat
13. While you're undressing Venus, dress up that middle wicket
14. When you take off her pants and blouse, dress up your trouser mouse
16. Never deck her with an unwrapped pecker.