Wow...

Its great to be a guy.

Our ass is never a factor in a job interview.
Chocolate is just another snack.
Car mechanics tell us the truth.
People never glance at our chest when we're talking to them.
We don't have to shave below our neck.
If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, we just might become lifelong friends.
One mood, ALL the time.
Fat means prosperity.


Its great to be a girl.

We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear.
We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
Men are like Department Stores. Their clothes are always half off.
Men are like popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Men are like Parking Spots. All the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.

lawl... -ian-