Ian-no-logy

Guys Love It WHen I Give them A Lap Dance...
Im sexy..i just dont know why...Whats not to love about me?

I May Be Short BUt I Have A Chin Like No Other
i sometimes hate the attention..but i learn to deal with it

its a matter of self control...

GUys Love Me and Adore Me.... its a blessing

but at the same time a curse

My NAME IS IAN..AND IM CUTE...Remember THis Face..

especially YOU GIRLS OUT THERE...CALL ME...!!!

Eat This Leon!

Sooo very familiar.... to me, not to leon. Bite Me Leon XD

A familiar face

guess who

Money Money they are so yummy

check out the amount of money we're having..this is the first time bathing in money for me...but sad to say the money does not belong to us...it belongs to no other than MR BERRY TANS SON...perddddddd !!.....with that kind of money...WHAT CANT YOU BUY? THE TOTAL AMOUNT WAS RM750....thats some crazy shietz..haha...WHO SAYS MONEY CANT BUY HAPPINESS?? THATS A COMPLETE BULLSHIT...!! i guess its true that money isnt everything but in reality..EVERYTHING NEEDS MONEY...WOHOO !!

Omg! Push up underwear for men!

Wow all our problems are solved! For you men having some "uptrust" problems there is a answer!!! Its a calling for a bigger balling!!! Push up underwears! Makes ur tiny winy to go biggy winny!

men... your women are gonna go wild for you!!! XD until you take off ur underwear...

-ian-

Wow...

Its great to be a guy.

Our ass is never a factor in a job interview.
Chocolate is just another snack.
Car mechanics tell us the truth.
People never glance at our chest when we're talking to them.
We don't have to shave below our neck.
If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, we just might become lifelong friends.
One mood, ALL the time.
Fat means prosperity.


Its great to be a girl.

We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear.
We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
Men are like Department Stores. Their clothes are always half off.
Men are like popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Men are like Parking Spots. All the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.

lawl... -ian-

Natalie Portman Rap

Hail the Queeeeeeeeeeeeen

National service

wish YOu GUys LUCk MAN FOR NATIONAL SERVICE....GOOD LUCK TO PERD HANG...NGAI HONG..CHEE CHOON .AND IAN !! GWAHHAHAHAHAHH !!!! WHILE YOU GUYS ARE EATING CURRY CHICKEN AND MARCHING I'LL BE AT HOME EATING MCDONALDS PLAYING FOOOTBALL !!!

push the tempo

exams are comin everyones stressin.... hmmmmmmmm WEee ! happy studyin !!!

Something's going on

SOmething VERY VERY BIG is gonna happen..... Whats happening???? Gwehehehhe..... the answer lies with a guy named ****************(a Hint : FLy FLY).............GWEHEHHEH WHO IS HE??? NOBODY KNOWSS !! SOMETHING BIG BIG TONIGHT IS REALLY GONNA HAPPEN WOHOOOOOOOO