Questions That Make You Think...
What Do You Think To Think Of Something That Makes YOu Keep Thinking oF SOmething? well? You do The THinking..HOHOOHOHOHO =B
A Walk In The Park
A Walk In The Park…. Exactly What I Was DoingA Tree… Wow A Beautiful Tree I Came Upon..
A Toilet I Was Longing But None Was Around
Took out My Piece And Everything Came Out..
Looking Up Suddenly Mr Cupid Was Looking Down On Me
Saying “Hey Soon Eu Leon.. Stop That !” Angrily
In A Wink Lady Luck Came As Beautiful As Can Be
Glared At My Piece And Said “Your Making Me Horny”….
The Fair Maiden Suddenly grabbed my little Dandy
In A Flash She Started Groping It Tightly
Cupid…Somehow Aroused, Started Putting In His Thingy
In Where? You May Wonder…Well…Its Inside lady Luck’s Pussy…
Moments Later ..A Threesome We Were Having And It Was Really Crazy
Wild And Insane We Humped Happily
Lady Luck….Cupid … Yep…I Guess I Was Lucky
Blessed With Luck And Love By Both Parties
Goodbye Jeremy..
Jeremy Lim..hmm..He's Off TO Australia..uh huh...Be Happy..Be Sad..Be Whatever You Want...Jeremy Is the Man..gonna miss ure Slurpssss from hell...OHOHOHOHOHOHO =B...Ure Everybody's best friend..EXPECIALLY SUFYAN.... Sorry la About the merdeka celebration..everyone forgot to call you.....DO RE MI...GOOD BYE JEREMY..oh yeah ure results for english paper 2 was 58 over 75 while ure math objective was 27...UH HUH..BYE BYE JEREMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Mcdonalds
Mcdonalds...i think its practically the best fast food joint in the whole world...The food's good and its convenient...i mean..mcdonalds now have services like drive through...delivery and ITS EVEN OPEN 24 hours day...but one things for sure...the delivery is seriously fucked up especially when you call their hotline in the mornings for food delivery at your doorstep(not to mention it takes at least 45-60 minutes for the food to arrive)....i waited for 18 minutes just so that my call can be entertained... the same lady keeps repeating on the phone saying "Im sorry our line is currently busy"..OR "Sorry please hold "...ARGH !! its soooo damn frustrating...I HATE THAT LADY !! SHE EVEN APPEARS WHEN YOU CANT GET SOMEONE ON THE PHONE OR HANDPHONE AND EVEN APPEARS WHEN YOUR HANDPHONE IS OUT OF CREDIT.... FUCK YOU LADY !!
And wow...i was impressed by this drawing..i always thought ronald mcdonald and the colonel of KFC were nothing more than junk foood junkies but this has changed my perspective towards them all over..who knew that some dumb clown and a fat old man could turned out to be quite cool...
Jerseys Christ !! ( ok..it aint a jersey..It sounds cool though)
THIS ONE!
NOT THIS ONE
okokk so this is the design la..very mar fan la to decide which design we're gonna use...its simple la i noe..Im gonna say it again..im not particular about the design...if any of u have a better design just show lerr.... Some people want singlets...Some people want the design to be like fantastic 4 and constantly saying U MUST LIKE U MUST LIKE...and some want reflecting names....and other types of shitz here and there la..haha... just make the decision quick..im OK with anything....
NOT THIS ONE
okokk so this is the design la..very mar fan la to decide which design we're gonna use...its simple la i noe..Im gonna say it again..im not particular about the design...if any of u have a better design just show lerr.... Some people want singlets...Some people want the design to be like fantastic 4 and constantly saying U MUST LIKE U MUST LIKE...and some want reflecting names....and other types of shitz here and there la..haha... just make the decision quick..im OK with anything....
Wei Jie... My Idol.
This is Chan Wei Jie. He's my best friend, and my idol for life. He's the most happiest guy i have ever met. If ur sad, go to wei jie, cause his ever smiling face will make you happy again. His jokes? Omg! UNbelievebly funny! Yes he's also GREAT with the ladies! ALWAYS belanja's them! $$$$$$$$$$ And he's friggin rich! Oh yah! MY MAN WEI JIE!!!!
-peace out-
Bite Me Leon...
This is soo gonna bore leon till death because of the words... XD
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (WOW!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death! (Creepy. I'm still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour. (Don't try this at home, maybe at work)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes.. lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm......)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handedpeople. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (okay, so that would be a good thing)
A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??)
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (WOW!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death! (Creepy. I'm still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour. (Don't try this at home, maybe at work)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes.. lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm......)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handedpeople. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (okay, so that would be a good thing)
A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??)
It's NOT The End!
No matter what happens, we will ALWAYS be here.
and this face shall be remembered by all the fans out there.
From the words of Ian, I quote "ohchochochochochochocho"
and this face shall be remembered by all the fans out there.
MEMBER OF THE MONTH
From the words of Ian, I quote "ohchochochochochochocho"
Its Come To An End
I guess this will be the last few posts on this blog...everyones gonna be busy preparing for SPM and i dont think anyone would have the time to update this blog from hell....not bad la.. haha this blog has been updated quite regulary since it was created with senseless posts about senselss things and the events we shared together and not forgetting even random posts about retarted things...gwhahaha ! anywayss thats all for now and i wish you guys all the best and goood bye !!!Question : Why Does A Chicken Have 2 Legs?
Answer : Because its about 2 Feet Tall !! GWHAHAHAHA
a joke for old times sake.... ....l... O_O ...l...
Wasi....sad case
hmmmm congratulations jibekz for at least participating in the tournament..getting through the first round is considered something great i guess...i mean..you guys had to go against WASI...or YASI..forgot the clan's name LOL...those mofoz are pro's laaa...really bad luck la you guys have to challege them on the 2nd ROUND...OH WELL...GOOODBYE TO MR BARRY TAN's RM 50...fckkk where can i get the merdeka pics?
sorry Barry Tan....We Accidentally Broke Your COuch ....
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